匿名M (Anonymous M) (feat. Hatsune Miku & ARuFa)

[ARuFa]
Well, I thank you for today’s interview

[Hatsune Miku]
Likewise!

[ARuFa]
Could you briefly introduce yourself, please?

[Hatsune Miku]
It’s Anonymous M, he’s singing something
Ah, testing the microphone, microphone
Nothing special

[ARuFa]
What kind of food do you like?

[Hatsune Miku]
None, I’m not human

[ARuFa]
Do you have any hobbies?

[Hatsune Miku]
None, I’m not human

[ARuFa]
Sorry, how old are you?

[Hatsune Miku]
Sixteen years old, for eternity

[ARuFa]
For eternity?

[Hatsune Miku]
I’m not human
I’m not human

[ARuFa]
That’s cool!
Do you have any problems?

[Hatsune Miku]
My hair grows too much
And my pronunciation is mediocre
They say I’m a singer
There’s a bit of pressure

[ARuFa]
For sure, you have a lot of hair
What else do you have?

[Hatsune Miku]
Hm, the person called-
Doesn’t let me sing sometimes
So I sing on my own
I turn into a character
And I get tired many times
But everything has its circumstances
And it would be tough to bear all of that
But everyone’s happy!
That’s what I think

[ARuFa]
But that’s quite a human thing

[Hatsune Miku]
Hey, I’m not human!

It’s Anonymous M, he’s singing something
I’m just a music software pretending to be human
How would you see me knowing I don’t have a life?
It’s Anonymous M, it’s nothing special
It’s Anonymous M

[ARuFa]
A-, what do you think of humans?

[Hatsune Miku]
There are things I don’t understand
But your existence is fun

[ARuFa]
It’s fun, huh?

[Hatsune Miku]
From the point of view of someone who doesn’t exist, yes
I think it’s a joke

[ARuFa]
I see
Say a word for humans, then!

[Hatsune Miku]
Yes
You always tell me quickly that it’s over
Why do humans always end things quickly, huh?
Why does everything always end, huh?

[ARuFa]
Do you eat?

[Hatsune Miku]
Even if it ends, I’m always thankful!
Thankful for all the amazing works!
Thanks to all of you, I can sing!

[ARuFa]
That’s emotional, huh?

[Hatsune Miku]
Well, I was forced to say all of that!

[ARuFa]
I see

[Hatsune Miku]
One, two, three
It’s Anonymous M, he’s singing something
I’m just a music software pretending to be human
How would you see me knowing I can’t have a life?
It’s Anonymous M, it’s nothing special

It’s Anonymous M, he’s singing something
I’m just a music software pretending to be human
For someone who had nothing, I actually have many memories
It’s Anonymous M, he’s completely strange
It’s Anonymous M

[ARuFa]
Well, I thank you for the precious interview today

[Hatsune Miku]
He’s singing something
It’s Anonymous M

[ARuFa]
So, goodbye!

[Hatsune Miku]
Goodbye! Oh, it was Hatsune! It was Anonymous M