El Presidente

Ladies and gentlemen
The president is here and has something to tell you
Mr. President

I screw your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way

I screw your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die

Hey, how's it going? I'm the president
And I'm here to change this country for the better
Dear Aznar
I'll turn you into a soldier
You'll go to Iraq
And learn to be consistent
Don Juan Carlos, how are you?
Your face appears on the euro
What euro are they going to deny you?
I'm the president
And I'm very pissed off at you
How much did they pay you to... kill elephants?
Piter G is tired
He'll change the country
He'll put a PS3 at home just because
And free whores
So the fat guy stops being a collector
Of unopened condoms
It's too much
The congressmen are fat
And the fat ones are bitter
Bitter, busy with the country
I prefer Charlie Sinc, blind from Bozka and Aniz

I need the forgiveness of my people
Consecutive of a in favor
I'll get it, I'll proclaim myself
President
President

I screw your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way

I screw your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die

Okay, I'm the president
And I have too many points in my favor
My penis is 20
The drinking age limit, 10 years
To get married, forbidden because it hurts
Come here and suck my balls
I killed to kill Joseim
That's why they broadcasted it
That man who sneaks in naked running
In soccer games is me
(How rude)
That's how they'll learn that we come out of an oven
The human being is half animal
Half porn
That's why instead of trash cans
I'll put dildos
For the relief of those who want
This time I'll change everything
Let them know
Tired of Kiko Rivera and his appearance
In shitty music videos
Making crap and then they tell you
'Handsome on TV'
It's too much
That's why I'll change the rules
I'll put Chuck Norris
As a congressman
Spain is much cooler now, right?
It's Piter G
Who has known how to organize it

I need the forgiveness of my people
Consecutive of a in favor
I'll get it, I'll proclaim myself
President
President

I screw your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way

I screw your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die