Eu Hoje Vou Me Dar Bem

There, trickery, you know those nights
When you leave home, alone in the early hours
My brother, like a weaned calf
With one hand in front and the other behind
Thinking about that girl who gave you a huge blow

And then suddenly, good people, you see the girl on the corner
Alone, giving the biggest hint, such nonsense
Then, as you approach, my brother
The biggest police van shows up in the scene
Setting up a big blitz, my brother
And the cops come down on you

There, trickery, ID, hands up
And you put your hand in your pocket and don't have your ID, then
And the cops come with that soft talk, right
And you end up having to pay for the beer, my brother
And then they let you go

What happiness
What happiness
What happiness
What happiness
Good people

So then, right, you approach the girl
Full of ulterior motives
And you unleash a huge waterfall on her
There, my dear, here's the deal
Let's go to Baixo Leblon
And she agrees, good people

Then you take her to that little bar, right
You get there, all fancy
Pull out the chair and tell her to sit
Thank you very much!

Then the waiter arrives, good people, that guy dressed
Like a black and white penguin
And she throws a huge waterfall on him
Waiter, bring a portion of french fries
French fries what, good people
Do you think my money grows on trees? Is it grass?

There, waiter, here's the deal, bring some barbecue, okay?
It can be cat, preferably Siamese cat
Oh, love, cat barbecue?
Cat barbecue, yes, good people, why?
Do you have something against felines, my brother?

Love, then pay for a beer?
What beer, good people
There, waiter, here's the deal: Bring some cachaça!
Pay for a beer?
Cachaça!
Ah, pay for a beer?
Cachaça, my brother!
Pay for a beer?
Cachaça!
Beer?

Ok, ok, you win
There, waiter, bring cachaça, okay?
Do the following, don't listen to this woman
She's crazy, okay?

Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well

So we stayed there, right, my brother
Talking nonsense, right
And everyone who passed by
Said we were a couple and stuff
Sensational, good people

But my brother, the woman cursed
Good people, how ugly
The woman spoke with her mouth full of food
And spat on the floor

But at first everything was beautiful, wonderful, right
But suddenly, my brother
A huge storm hit
But even underwater
Our love was more delicious

Then the waiter brought the bill, then
(There, pay the bill)
Then, good people, the woman went crazy
She said I was the one paying the bill
I said she was the one paying the bill
And she said I was the one paying the bill

Then I said
There, the deal is, it's messed up, got it
I don't have any money
No money? It's not possible, no money?
And what's that in your pocket?
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Nothing, nothing, get out, good people, get out!

Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well
Today I'm going to do well

Then, right, we caused a huge commotion in the bar
And left without paying, got it?
Then we walked in front of Copacabana beach

And I was thinking to myself
There, the thing is, this chick, good people
Is very cute, got it?
I think I'm going to get hooked

So I said to the chick
Chick, here's the deal, come here, sweetheart
We've been here for a while now, right
Kissing, and stuff, and I still haven't had time
To ask what your little name is

What is it, huh?
My name is Waldemar Ferreira!
What, good people, Waldemar, my brother?
Waldemar, Waldemar Ferreira!
Don't do this to me, good people
Waldemar!

Police, police, hey, hold the crook here
Good people, he's harassing me!
Hey, Tweety!
Police!
What's this, Tweety?

Police!
Give me a little kiss here, Tweety
Police, hold the crook here
Give me a kiss, Tweety

Her name is Waldemar!
Come marry me, Tweety!
Her name is Waldemar!
Hey, Tweety
What sadness!

Her name is Waldemar, good people
It can't be!
Give me a little kiss
Her name is Waldemar!
And I was wrong, my brother

Her name is Waldemar!
What a shame, hey
And her name is Waldemar!
What sadness
Her name is Waldemar!
And her name is Waldemar!