Rap Do Deadpool

None can compare to me, Deadpool
The most unusual Marvel anti-hero
And for you who don't know about my life
No, I'm not the ninja Spider-Man
Want to know my story? Alright, here we go
So you don't need to search on Wikipedia
To cure my cancer, guess what I did?
Like Wolverine in the Weapon X Project

But something went wrong, well, you know how it is
I went a little crazy and then they kicked me out
They took me to a mental hospital to treat me
I survived 'Deadpool', a game to torture
But luckily I'm (I am), a lucky guy
I almost died so many times that I had a fling with Death
But someone didn't like it (no), her boyfriend
And made me immortal, I was cursed

I am (what?) The Immortal Mercenary (hey, hou, aham)
Quite out of the ordinary
The Marvel anti-hero don't compare me to anyone
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool

I am (what?) The Immortal Mercenary (hey, hou, aham)
Quite out of the ordinary
The Marvel anti-hero don't compare me to anyone
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool (or)

So cut off my arms (huh, what?)
Go ahead, leave me in pieces (are you crazy man?)
Even take my legs (are you serious?)
My body regenerates (there you go)
Because I have the healing factor (look at that, how crazy)
(It) Nothing worries me (seriously, nothing at all?)
I don't lose a fight (huh, to who?)
To no son of a bitch

Insane, depraved, sadistic, funny
Also a killer, but very clumsy
But don't mind, I think I'm a bit sick
Because I have several voices, talking in my mind
Despite everything, I don't lose my good humor
And I'm also much better than the Terminator
More than a satire, I'm incomparable
I've finished off everyone in the Marvel universe

I am (what?) The Immortal Mercenary (hey, hou, aham)
Quite out of the ordinary
The Marvel anti-hero don't compare me to anyone
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool

I am (what?) The Immortal Mercenary (hey, hou, aham)
Quite out of the ordinary
The Marvel anti-hero don't compare me to anyone
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool

Take that Wolverine (yeah, take that)
For making fun of you in your movie (yeah, got it, aham)
That was mediocre (how was it, it really was)
Nothing to do with my origin
Merc with a mouth, talkative mercenary
With katanas and grenades, I do well in a war
Fear? Only scared of cows
Because one day, they will rule the world

I am (what?) The Immortal Mercenary (hey, hou, aham)
Quite out of the ordinary
The Marvel anti-hero don't compare me to anyone
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool

I am (what?) The Immortal Mercenary (hey, hou, aham)
Quite out of the ordinary
The Marvel anti-hero don't compare me to anyone
Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool