Te Coloniso

You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you

I'm Christopher Columbus
I'm the fucking boss and I totally rock
I'm a navigator from the Kingdom of Castile
I'm colonizing you and putting you on your knees
Fernando, Isabella, listen to my theory
Do me a little favor, fund my journey
How many slaves are you gonna bring me?
As many as fit on the ship
Then I'll give you three

You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you

A huge curry feast is about to come
Are you sure India is this way?
What? You don't trust me?
I'm pulling your leg!
I'm colonizing you, I already know, you pest, I'm colonizing you

I arrived at that beach at 7
And stepped off that ship that smelled like a barn
I was in India and things were changing
The Indians were waiting for me, Christopher was arriving

Who are you calling an Indian?
Shut up, Indian, or I'll colonize you
Yeah, but there aren't any Indians here
You shut up, you're an Indian, a slave, and a Christian
Suh!

You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you

Move that tuber
Ass, ass, tuber, ass
Tuber, ass, ass
Give me the potatoes, give me the potatoes
Tatas, tatas, give me the potatoes

Discovering a new world
Your Columbus, I'm colonizing you
I use cologne
Number one in continents
Eh, hello, yeah, sorry, well, I'm Erik the Red
And just so you know, we Vikings got to America years ago
Specifically, 510 years before you
So, listen to this, you loser

You don't like beer, I'm barbarizing you
You can't handle an axe, I'm barbarizing you
You're not a redhead, so I'll dye you
So I'll dye you, so I'll dye you
You don't like beer, I'm barbarizing you
You can't handle an axe, I'm barbarizing you
You're not a redhead, so I'll dye you
So I'll dye you, so I'll dye you

Nyeh nyeh, I'll dye you, I'll dye you
Come on, man. Do you have any followers?
Have they built you a statue?
Do you have a holiday named after you, or something?
Come on, man, Erik the Red
Nyeh nyeh, I'll dye you, I'll dye you
I'll colonize you!