Papo de Jacaré

I'm riding the wave
Of this girl
Who teaches English
Drink Portuguese wine
And lives laughing
From my ignorance
But my tolerance
It will blow your mind

I'm going to beat you up for real
(I'll say I'm the one)
Chatting in the cafe
(It's alligator talk)
But please speak up
(My language)
That already has a lump
Because of your English

I don't know how to speak
I don't know how to understand either
I'm just, I'm just suburban
I am Latin American

I know who so-and-so is
But I don't know who so-and-so is
And your English
Keeps getting on my case

I'm going to beat you up for real
I'll say I'm the one
Chatting in the cafe
It's alligator talk
But please speak up
My language
That already has a lump
Because of your English

He says he will teach me
So tell me how it is?

I'm riding the wave
Of this girl
Who teaches English
Drink Portuguese wine
And lives laughing
From my ignorance
But my tolerance
It will blow your mind

I'm going to beat you up for real
I'll say I'm the one
Chatting in the cafe
It's alligator talk
But please speak up
My language
That already has a lump
Because of your English

I don't know how to speak
I don't know how to understand either
I'm just, I'm just suburban
I am Latin American

I know who so-and-so is
But I don't know who so-and-so is
And your English
Keeps getting on my case

I'm going to beat you up for real
I'll say I'm the one
Chatting in the cafe
It's alligator talk
But please speak up
My language
That already has a lump
Because of your English

He says he will teach me
So tell me how it is?

And what is this girl
Are you trying to tell me?
I love my chayote
Thank you very much
My chayote, that's French
And not English

No, no, no
I don't want it anymore
Oh, boy, take it easy, relax
No, get out of here, I give up, I give up
Oh, come on, I'm going to teach you
What's up? Uncle?
I'm not an uncle
Oh, no, you are my puppet, come on
No, no, no, I'm going crazy!
What? Are you crazy?
No!