Papo de Jacaré

I'm riding the wave
Of this girl
Who teaches English
Drinks Portuguese wine
And keeps laughing
At my ignorance
But my tolerance
Will blow your mind

I'm going to tell you straight
I'll say I'm the one
Chat over coffee
It's alligator talk
But please speak
My language
I even have a sore
Because of your English

I don't know how to speak
I don't know how to understand
I'm just, I'm just a suburbanite
I'm Latin American

I know who's who
But I don't know who's who
And your English
Is getting on my nerves

I'm going to tell you straight
I'll say I'm the one
Chat over coffee
It's alligator talk
But please speak
My language
I even have a sore
Because of your English

Say you'll teach me
Then tell me how?

I'm riding the wave
Of this girl
Who teaches English
Drinks Portuguese wine
And keeps laughing
At my ignorance
But my tolerance
Will blow your mind

I'm going to tell you straight
I'll say I'm the one
Chat over coffee
It's alligator talk
But please speak
My language
I even have a sore
Because of your English

I don't know how to speak
I don't know how to understand
I'm just, I'm just a suburbanite
I'm Latin American

I know who's who
But I don't know who's who
And your English
Is getting on my nerves

I'm going to tell you straight
I'll say I'm the one
Chat over coffee
It's alligator talk
But please speak
My language
I even have a sore
Because of your English

Say you'll teach me
Then tell me how?

And what is this girl
Trying to tell me?
I love my chayote
Merci beaucoup
My chayote, that's French
And not English

No, no, no
I don't want it anymore
Oh, boy, take it easy, relax
No, get out of here, I give up, I give up
Oh, come on, I'm going to teach you
What's up? Uncle?
I'm not your uncle
Oh, no, you are my puppet, come on
No, no, no, I'm going crazy!
What? Are you crazy?
No!