333 FM (Narciz)
Polysson
333 FM (Narcissus)
Good afternoon, it's 2 in the afternoon in Neo New Granada
And from here we send a big shoutout to our settlers on Mars
Who are raising the name of the human species high
Remember, you still have time to sign up for the Celestials project
And be part of the first human population on Mars
Today we will listen to the wonderful sound journey of the stowaway sponsored by Narcissus
Eternal youth, get it now at your nearest pharmacy
Narcissus, eternal youth
(Excessive Narcissus can be harmful to your health
Not recommended for minors, pregnant individuals, depressed
Under the influence of psychoactive substances, unhinged
Overweight, malnourished, or all of the above)
(Side effects: Rainbow urine, hair discoloration
Hallucinations, orange, anhedonia and perpetual laughter)
(Available in pills)
