Si Lo Sé Me Meo

Friday it's twelve, and I'm about to fall asleep,
so much smoking that I'm feeling numb.
We'll have another, it's Friday night,
they always leave me soup inside the car.
At four in the morning, where could they have gone?
I need to pee, I'm freezing cold,
I don't know where I am, whose red car is this?
I went to pee and when I came back, I got into another one.

I just went to pee, and I almost ended up at the police station.
I just went to pee, and I got into a police car.

I lay down to sleep, hoping they'll come soon,
the door opened and a guy got in,
we got out of there in a hurry,
I said, 'Dude! Why did you take so long?'
When he looked back, he let out a scream of horror,
he dragged me out of the car with shoves and punches,
I tried to explain how everything had happened,
how was I supposed to know the car belonged to a monkey.

I just went to pee, and I almost ended up at the police station.
I just went to pee, and I got into a police car.

I kept repeating and he didn't listen,
if you spread your legs, hands up.
It's all a mistake, please listen to me,
and it's because at night
all cats are gray.
Thankfully, all my buddies showed up,
with the red car just like the cop's.
He laughed and brought me a beer,
dude, don't mess with me, it's not a joke.

I just went to pee, and I almost ended up at the police station.
I just went to pee, and I got into a police car