190 (Interlude II)

Thank you for calling
To the Mental Health Institute
The right company for your
Moments of greatest madness
If you are obsessive-compulsive
Repeatedly press number 1
If you are co-dependent
Ask someone to press
Number 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities
Press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid we know
Who you are, what you do, and what you want
Wait on the line while we trace your call
If you suffer from hallucinations press
7 on that giant colorful phone
That only you see to your right
If you are schizophrenic
Listen carefully and
An inner voice will guide you
To the number to press
If you are depressed
No matter what number you press
Nothing will take you
Out of your lamentable situation
However, if you voted for
There's no way out, hang up
And wait until the end
Here we serve the crazy
And not the fools, thank you