Mi Frikimundo

I turn on the PlayStation 2,
getting hooked on PRO.
I get bored of winning so much
that I switch to Nintendo.

Playing Super Mario Bros
or maybe Link to the Past,
Porta is a damn geek,
can't find the Dreamcast.

After Tekken Tag Tournament
I write a rap,
in Majora's Mask
I got the Fierce Deity.

Zelda, what a game,
I'm amazed by Metal Gear Solid,
who hasn't played Metal Slug,
still a Sony geek.

Poor Robotnik,
remembering Lemmings, Ghost & Goblins
not to mention Ocuol Oddiseing
and the pigs from Tombi.

In Dragon Ball, I always use
Son Gohan in the second level
and when it comes to Street Fighter
always Ryu against Ken -hadouken.

Do I look like Dante
from Devil May Cry?
Dragon Ball changed my life
with the Budokai.

Fitting Tetris pieces,
having all the Mega Man,
in the arcade I was amazed
by Pacman sounds.

In GTA
more than doing missions I went
to kill and run over pedestrians.
Tony Hawk 2 is the best.

Fighting games are cooler
like Super Smash Bros,
I'm more into PlayStation
than Nintendo.

From Square and Disney came a game
called Kingdom Hearts.
I love the faces
of the ugly villains from Dragon Quest.

RPGs, the longest katana
belongs to Sephiroth,
the coolest platform game
is Crash Bandicoot.

For playing four players
always Worms or Bomberman,
I've never cheated
to get more balls in pinball.

MediEvil, Tomb Raider,
the spectral plane of Soul Reaver,
Marvel, superheroes
always ready for the next level.

Car games end up boring:
Gran Turismo, it's mostly
one, two, and three more of the same.

What do you say about Soul Calibur,
the typical Mortal Kombat,
the Batman & Robin from Sega Megadrive,
it was awesome!

PSP can't compete
with the chunky Game Boy, I repeat.
Remember Tetris
and the typical space invaders?

I'm amazed by the NES,
and amazed by earthworm Jim
with the ColecoVision,
Play Slim obsession.

Sega Saturn, PSone and Nintendo 64.
The Game Gear against the Game Boy
lasted a short while.

GameCube, the best was
the regular PlayStation.
Xbox came out
but in a giant size.

For a showdown with friends
always Pro Evolution Soccer.
From Final Fantasy
I have from 1 to 12.

With all their 100%,
they are my favorite video games.
The junkie needs drugs
and I need consoles.

The best characters
are Solid Snake, Squall,
Yitan, Dante, Link, Raziel,
Sora, Tidus, Goku, Rikku and Cloud.

Bah, I don't like at all
online games.
Nor the Wii controller
or Bill Gates' console.

I play Ocarina of Time,
let's get hooked on Alundra.
Bah, don't deny it
I know you played Rugrats in secret.

Onimusha absorbs souls,
I used to be into Fifa.
I hate seeing Aeris die,
Tifa has great tits!

Complex combos
like in Super Dragon Ball Z.
I thrive on rap
like Mario eating mushrooms.

Donkey Kong
got tired of throwing barrels.
I pick Yoshi in Mario Party
because he's old and green like Muten-Roshi.

Wow, what a craze with Hugo,
it was even on Telecinco.
Sora's keyblade
chose me for being different.

I have games
even from The Simpsons.
I reached the crystal
with the 250 pokemon, smartasses!

Resident Evil, Robocop,
Ninja Turtles, Parasite Eve.
Remember to save the game
always before dying.

Chrono Trigger, Square
with Toriyama are awesome.
I take a golden chocobo with Cloud
and I keep bumping into things on purpose.

I get so addicted to so many games
that I stay up until late.
Why lie if
Speed Freaks gets me going.

Micro Machines is one of
the few I have Platinum.
With Eyetoy the neighbors
always end up coming down.

Shenmue, Time Crisis,
Ape Escape and Viewtiful Joe.
Those were the times
of Reading GO.

Waiting time and credits
to see a damn Game over.
What sucks the most is losing
to the final boss by one damn point.

Game Over