Sólo Un Poco Más de Mi

Bazzel>
I buy phoskitos, ah, just for the surprise
I'm short and my diet is based on strawberry petit-suisse
If I download your demo it's doing you a favor
There's more porn advertising than demos in warzone
On Saturday nights I write and turn off the light
To watch another porn episode on Canal Plus
Besides Family Guy, everything else is crap
It turns me on to watch Telecinco, the girls from the teleshopping

I get addicted to Grand Theft Auto without passing the tests
Still, I've killed 1000 cops to see if you can beat me
When I wake up, no one can stand me
When I travel by metro, if I get close it's to see your cleavage
I played Pokémon Crystal until dinner time
I was the asshole who turned off the Game Boy when cloning
I watched a porn movie at 3 years old and that's nothing
I jerk off at least 14 times a week

I steal pens in class
Thinking about the teacher in class, I mentally masturbate
I always copied my classmate's homework
I used to pass his exam in exchange for money
I'm one who screws you over and can't say sorry
I ate the Happy Meal just for the toy inside
I don't need your luck, thanks!
I already have my Star Wars boxes for that

[Porta>
I'm addicted to Coca Cola almost all from Caprabo
Who hasn't thought at some point of taking it and not paying
I stole the Son Goku stickers from Bollicaos
I bought Pelotazos for the Tazos, my arms are pumped
I didn't watch football, I played with Batman
I skip the MP3, I still carry a Walkman
I'm the one who loves himself so much he doesn't need a grandma
And if you don't like me it's because you're deaf or blind, go to the lottery!
Dream of winning the lottery if you believe in God, you'll definitely win someday

I'm the type who doesn't go into the sea if he sees jellyfish
I'm the bastard who abuses the bully from school
I'm the most Catalan Spanish person in Barcelona
The type who takes all jokes seriously, just kidding!
I watch The Simpsons, Futurama, and also Family Guy
South Park, Buenafuente, Dragon Ball, I don't miss a day
I'm the one who was late to school, the one who waited in the hallway
The one who messed everything up for the tutor
It may not be 100 percent, but it's 99
I'm the one who doesn't carry an umbrella or hood when it rains

I got excited when I saw my mustache grow
Tell me who has never measured their dick
I'm the kid who always had a snack with Nutella
If I had ice cream, only vanilla
And I repeated like the custard

[Chorus>
I'm a geek, yes, that's how I am
I'm a geek, now you know more about me
I'm a geek, come on, accept me
I'm a geek, I'm not doing it to annoy

[Porta>
I'm addicted, there's no doubt about that
I'm a geek who hates the word 'sweat' to death
A little perfectionist in everything I do, I'm good
Except in school where I used to slack off
I'm epic with a Bic pen, I've always been
How can I do it like this? Must be from drinking Cola Cao
Sorry, I correct myself, I'm from Nesquik
I never believed in touching the moon with petit suisse

Dinosaur cookies, Chips Ahoy, and Tosta Rica
For breakfast, what's better than some little stars
I have little patience, what's up Patxi!
I'm the one who says 'God will repay you' and gets screwed in the taxi
My mind exercised with the Rubik's Cube
Always clash pic and milk straight from the Tetra Brik
Playmobil? Piny pon? I'm into Spiderman and Power Rangers
You're into Polly Pocket and Barbies, I'm into Mighty Max damn it!

I'm always on Messenger as unavailable
I hate your fake 'haha' and also your predictable 'xD'
I have everything but my room is tiny
In school, I was punished and never learned the lesson
I finished all the sticker collections
I'll live off my parents until I can live off my kids, why not!
As a kid, the TV always on Club Super 3
See? I'm much geekier than you think
Chocobons and Kinder Egg for the surprise inside
I'm the one who turns up the rap to annoy his neighbor

I compete in Parcheesi, I read comics and comic books
In the school shelf, there were only Teo books

[Bazzel>
A greeting to my ex-girlfriend, I know you miss me
Do what makes you happiest, have a boyfriend and cheat on him
You said never, but I always loved you
What you don't know is that I also made you cry
I'm 1.60 meters tall, you still don't reach my height
I'm the number 1 fan of petardas.com mature section
Because my mom had a dream that I would become a notary
Well, mom, I ended up being the burping champion of my neighborhood
I was named the best in chemistry for my cheat sheets
I changed the periodic table for girls with big tits

I want to be a gynecologist because, if you don't know
Give lollipops to the kids while I fuck their mothers
In class, I've always been the shortest, well!
The girls pampered me and pressed me against their breasts
I'll never understand what it's like to be an adult
I sniff pencil graphite to raise my fever and skip class
Calling you a whore is my way of hitting on you
I set out to depend on my parents until I'm 30
I do push-ups with my tongue, want to arm wrestle?
If I repeat high school, it's because I like this course
Let it be clear, I'm different, not a geek
Now I'm off to play some S Sikits Triki (?)

[Chorus>
I'm a geek, yes, that's how I am
I'm a geek, now you know more about me
I'm a geek, come on, accept me
I'm a geek, I'm not doing it to annoy

[Porta>
I'm the one who doesn't answer the phone if the number is unknown
I check the price without thinking and VAT is not included
Am I conceited? Nah! I just love myself
To skip school, I counted
I wasn't bullied, I just passed recess
I don't like cheese or high school or college
I guess that today I'm still the kid from yesterday
I don't understand what the hell tobacco is for, alcohol
When there's rap and good series like Dragon Ball
I'm the one who doesn't know his phone's PIN
I have a super ugly signature on my ID
I'm the hardest to get in Panini stickers
I hate the chavs who dress up and think they're MCs

[Chorus>
I'm a geek, yes, that's how I am
I'm a geek, now you know more about me
I'm a geek, come on, accept me
I'm a geek, I'm not doing it to annoy