Voy A Saco

I'm one of the most beloved MCs, but also one of the most criticized
I've been disconnected from the world and I've loved it
I have at least 30 pending collaborations
I've far exceeded 100,000 downloads, ah, it feels great!
Who do you think you are to criticize me like that?
You must eat a lot of custard to surpass me
I admit it, I like my rap, is that bad?
Isn't it cool to have Porta on my cover looking like a wizard

I'm addicted, you can call me a geek and I don't wear fancy clothes
I grab a pen, leave the Mac for you
I'm going to make you take antidepressants
I've heard you use mini-sized condoms
And it's normal that you don't listen to my demo
If you're the typical loser who goes from home to school on a bike
Don't come at me with that: I'll beat you
Mku
Not even in rap do you reach me halfway
I wonder if you've ever hooked up with someone

If you have, what's for sure is that they didn't like it
Put those little photos in your messenger avatar
Yes, the ones where you show off your muscles
Many only know how to say suck my dick
Do you know why they rap this? Because they don't get laid
It's not about age, although it is for some
Do you listen to Santa Justa Klan? Fuck off
I don't understand how people can like Andy and Lucas
And show up to battles wearing Pucca pants

There are many guys who have never seen panties in their damn lives
Many fuck... But that's because they pay for it
Today it's fashionable to dress like a gay
Many MCs seem to come out of a play by Mellrons
And what's wrong with fat guys?
It's so small they can't even see it or be porn actors
I have your photo on my PC
You're the error that caused a format c
I have a PS3 reserved at my video store
If you're still a virgin at 20, you better go to a brothel
I doubt they're getting bored
And I wonder how many people are jerking off right now

And I understand why some people don't want you at home
It must be hard to have groupies with that face
What's wrong with my hair, tell me, is there a problem?
I just know that playing with fire doesn't burn me
I started recording with the damn Windows recorder
I'm one of those who prefers the peseta over the euro
People keep talking about drinking and smoking joints
I'm Porta for you, for the idiots
They have to forcibly remove me from the top demos
I'll make it clear once again, Porta doesn't come from 'door'
I don't hold back, I say what I have to say and that's it
I'm going all out and if you mess with me, I'll remember

Sometimes I put phrases I remember from some of my freestyles
If you see me improvising, you'll surely be amazed
The supposed daddy's boy came to amaze you
It doesn't matter where you record, according to you everything is expensive
You won't have a damn house in your life
They don't give out condoms in AIDS campaigns
And do you remember kindergarten?
You were the bully who got beat up in the playground
Kid, shut up and have your lollipop
The teachers told me

I couldn't think of anything else but to take a damn sip of bleach
Everyone thinks babies come from storks
The Three Wise Men and Santa Claus don't exist, don't you get it
I was shocked when I saw a naked woman for the first time
And two guys in a threesome? I can't stand them
And I don't even care anymore
That out of every 20 songs, 3 are dedicated to me by the biggest idiots
Gentlemen, don't mess with me
Out of every 5 good MCs, 3 are my failed clones
I'm one of the most criticized in the top 10 of MCs
I'm starting to feel uncomfortable with so much talk about me
Let me give you advice, listen
Using a condom doesn't feel good, so don't use it