Xoloitzcuintle Chicloso

Gummo: A xoloitzcuintle that had the ability to become invisible
He invited me to have a cup of chocolate
When the sapote soup I prepared for him was finished
The canine did not realize that I had messed him up

And once we got to know each other, the dog helped me accomplish my great mission
Finally this mutt spit out his biggest secret
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-jacarondoso (Jacarandoso)
Ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-jocoso (And very jocoso)

Taffy: Wi, wi, wi, I lost it!
Oops, what happened?
Tell me where I am
Who or when am I? What a hangover I had
¡
Oops, what happened?
Tell me where I am
Humans at last, how naive I was

Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay
Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay

Gummo: And thinking about it
There's only room for one guy in this town
That on the track he moves as cool as this king

(Listen to me) and I don't want to ruin the party
(And Feel Me) the party
But I stopped being amazed
Suddenly I don't like this lapdog
Chewy: (You're going to regret losing something so chewy)
So funny, so sparkling, so tasty, as funny as me)
Gummo: This poor dog thinks I admire him
But for forty pesos
I hand it to the taquero (Ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-jocoso)

Taffy: Wi, wi, wi, I lost it!
Oops! What happened?
Tell me where I am

Who or when am I? What a hangover it gave
Oops! What happened?
Tell me where I am
Humans at last, how naive I was

Outro: Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay
There's only room for one guy
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude
Ha-ay, ha-ay, ha-ay
There's only room for one guy (Ha-ay)
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude (Ha-ay)
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude (Ha-ay)
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Oh, the zombies