Postmann Pat
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postman Pat
Postman Pat, Postman Pat. Drita drunk In the shade sat, he had been drinking
Whiskey, at a huge party. And drove home from the party in his car!
The sheriff's people knew his route, and someone called up and hushed him up.
Some, sounds they knew well. Kind of like... (peeing, coughing, wheezing, etc.)
Because he was drunk...
(Yes he was)
Postman Pat, Postman Pat. Ran over his own cat. The poor one
Little kitty, fell down in the gravel. And blood and gore splattered everywhere.
The rumor spread all over town. Whisper and whisper about the postman, Fulle Faen.
Some sounds they knew well, such as (pee, cough, rasp, etc.)
And then he was sussed!
(Yes he was)
Postman Pat, Postman Pat. Had a blood alcohol level when he was caught.
He crashed, and he vaulted, and threw mail into the river.
And the rølpa and he spat in his car.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat. mad and angry, on a "bed of ill health?" sat.
He sleeps for thirty days, then he whines and complains.
Now he has to cycle several miles to the post office.
postman Pat
