Ma Quale Idea

I spotted her at the club with a snake-like gaze
I moved in closer
She didn’t get a thing.
I looked at her
She looked at me and I lost it

Fred Astaire would’ve looked stiff and awkward next to me.
I shot a kiss at her lips
One of those that pops

On the wild dance floor, I tossed her around

I threw her up
Caught her again
Left her breathless!!!
She fell into my arms
She was smitten

I locked her by the hips
And turned her into jam!!!
Oh yeah
That’s how it goes
Right? And then
And then -

What an idea! - What an idea? Can’t you see she’s not into it? -
What an idea! - What an idea? She’s a tease but can she -
Handle a super cool guy like you?
And what do you have that no one else does?!
What an idea! - What an idea? Can’t you see she’s not into it? -
What an idea! - What an idea? Watch out, she knows the game! -
She’ll spin you around without ever giving you
The things you expect and sorry, what do you even give in return!?!

I had a thought, took her to my place

I poured her some orange soda, she laughed it off.
She clung to my whiskey
Downed five liters

It seemed to be going well
She kissed me
I kissed her
Suddenly I grabbed her by the arms, she slipped away

She looked at me
I looked at her
I blocked her
Caressed her
On her fairy-like face but she looked like a potato!
I caught her
I whipped her up and turned her into an omelet!!!
Oh yeah
That’s how it goes
Right? And then -

What an idea! - What an idea? Can’t you see she’s not into it?
What an idea! - What an idea? Can’t you see she’s not into it? ...