Muerte En Huawaii

I've fought
I've fought with crocodiles
I've balanced on a wire carrying over five hundred pounds
I've traveled around the world in less than a second
I've crossed a hundred mazes and never get confused

I breathe in and out of water like seals
I'm fireproof, I catch bullets with my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions

I speak all the languages of all the dictionaries
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have eagle eyes, dog's sense of smell
I can walk barefoot on iron nails

I'm immune to death
I don't need blessings because I always have good luck
Come with me for a walk in the park
Because I have more stories to tell you than García Marquez

For you, everything I do, I do it for you
It's because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are everything I want

For you, everything I do, I do it for you
It's because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are everything I want

I can jump rope on one leg
I see in the dark without using a flashlight
I can cook whatever you want, I'm a chef
I have sex 24/7 all month

I can blow away the gray clouds so you have a good day
I also know how to communicate through telepathy
For you, I cross the border without a visa
And I bring a big smile to the Mona Lisa

For you, I breathe before dying
For you, I go to church and listen to the whole mass without falling asleep
I'm still the King, even if I don't have a kingdom
My sweat smells like perfume and I never mess up my hair

I know how to fight all martial arts
I also know how to communicate with animals
As time goes by, I look younger
And I composed this song without listening to Beethoven

For you, everything I do, I do it for you
It's because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are everything I want

For you, everything I do, I do it for you
It's because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are everything I want
Come on
It's ahh
And just stop like