Papeau Nuck Doe

To please a woman
I make any effort
I remember the girlfriend
I had when I was young
She was beautiful and classy
Rich, modest, and feline
Best feminine form
And her gaze is intense
But she has poor eyesight
She almost doesn't see me
Such a nice girl
Too bad she sees so poorly

So many quirks, girl, crazy phobia
Take off that clothes, it dazzles my eyes
I remember when we went to dinner the French way
You asked for 'papeau nuck doe'
If I were a bit taller
I would make her tremble
Look what I got for Christmas
A 'pananananal' enlarger

I like Christmas
So grab my 'pananananal'

I like Christmas
So grab my 'pananananal'