Véio, Manco e Gordo
Raimundos
Old, Lame, and Fat
I'm tired of saying
That you have to stop eating now
Sleep early, wake up early and run up the hill
If your knee hurts, who told you not to warm up
And at the end of the day, you'll see that this tiredness wasn't in vain
And if you're bad at soccer, you feel sick if you get sunburned
In surfing, it's even worse, one would think it's a joke
Learn a lesson, a computer is not a workout
With your belly dragging on the ground, it's impossible to lose that weight
Be careful, brother, with the bike
You can fall, hit the ground, and tear your nose
If it takes you to run with Manel, you won't handle it
If it takes you to drop on the small waves, you won't even try
I'm old, lame, fat
Old, lame, fat
I'm tired of telling you to stop eating
Or else you'll burst and your belly will hurt
Or else throw away the lunchbox
So when you grow up, you won't end up like a ball
And miss out on the games that happen on Tuesdays
Light as a cow, fast as a seal, snake skin
Eats so much that the belly folds
Learn a lesson, sumo is only beautiful in Japan
With your belly dragging on the ground, get off the chair
Be careful, brother, with the bike
You can fall, hit the ground, and tear your nose
If it takes you to do rappelling, you won't even try
If it takes you to drop on the small waves, you won't handle it
You old, lame, fat