Con Las Manos En La Masa

Every time I come home
I get caught in the kitchen
All covered in flour
Caught red-handed
-Boy, I don't want fancy dishes
I come from work
and I don't feel like Chinese duck
let's see if you season me
a gazpacho with its garlic and cucumber

Potatoes with rice, tuna with tomato
fried pork, stew,
crumbs with chocolate,
onion in vinaigrette,
morteruelo (what?), lacón with turnip greens,
cod in pil pil sauce...
...and a little parsley

-Girl, I went to some cooking classes
so you can eat well!
-I already know that, but boy...
-...What?
-Give me pickles, I'll soak them
with a glass of Ojén
-Permasa, let's see what's going on here!
but, what do you want to eat?
-You've taken my hunger away with your jokes...
-Well, go to hell!
-Be quiet and clean the kitchen
scrubbing it with the scourer!

Potatoes with rice, tuna with tomato
fried pork, stew,
crumbs with chocolate,
onion in vinaigrette,
morteruelo (what?), lacón with turnip greens,
cod in pil pil sauce...
...and a little parsley