El Mario De La Carnissera

After ending
a horrible relationship
I went to the M-30
and got drunk
And there was the boy,
with his cute butt
smoking a joint
and drinking a little drink
Oh! I feel so bad
I'm going to faint
I have to tell it
because I'll explode if I keep quiet
I swear on my dead
that I wasn't prepared
but to Mario the butcher
I think I've slept with him.

(Chorus:)
I didn't know, that he was,
the buh-buh-butcher's Mario (x2)

Oh! what a cousin I hooked up with
I said to myself with charm
my panties dripped
when I grabbed his butt
I need a hug
even if it's fake
I'm sad, desolate
and I feel a little ugly

(Chorus)
He decided to come with me
so I wouldn't sleep alone
without telling me the problem
he had in his 'pirindola'
And although he was very manly
and also very macho
at his age he hadn't operated
on the frenulum of his 'cacho'.

With a knife, it's operated
I advise you to go
to a butcher's shop (repeat chorus)

I will never forget
that winter afternoon
when I went to the supermarket
for a tender steak
And there was my butcher
with her raised eyebrow
Oh! the face she made
Oh! what a suspicious face.

A quarter and a half of steak
I asked, trembling
and she took the worst meat
the most horrible meat.
With a killer look
she cut for more than an hour
a steak with more nerves
than myself.
What a stench,
how it smelled
if I knew I'd change
butcher shop (repeat chorus)

What, what do you want to know
why did she do me that favor
why, why the one with the frenulum
was her boyfriend
And although I wanted to leave him
I couldn't, so, I'm the best
I stayed with the butcher's Mario.

(Chorus)
And with what cheek do I go
now to the butcher shop
how do I order, how do I speak
how do I look at that girl.
So many years in her store
and in one day I messed up
I won't be able to eat meat anymore
I'll have to eat fish.
Oh! what fear, what psychosis
all that's left is for this boy to get circumcised (repeat chorus...changing 'this boy' to 'my cousin')

He went to the urologist
to have the operation
he left with a little dick
and came back with a big one.
Miraculous medicine
that stretched his member
but we can't have sex
because he got 7 stitches.

(Chorus)
Soon they will fall off
since when he wakes up
his 'minga' looks northeast
stiff, upright and ready,
And the stitches are falling
so silently
that I swear in 2 days
he won't have a single thread left.
And how nice it is to look at it
my tampon is coming out
just thinking about it
(repeat chorus)

(Chorus)