Cómete Una Paraguaya

If time's making holes in your head,
if your aunt's lost her charm,
eat a Paraguayan,
eat a Paraguayan,
eat a Paraguayan,
eat a Paraguayan.

If the bumps in your body
knock you down on the streets,
if boredom's killing your vibe,
and the joints at night
hit you like a Ducados,
walk it back and
eat a Paraguayan.

Head to Plaza Cascorro,
ask where to find him,
he's sure to be there
and Miguel will sing to you:
Eat a Paraguayan.
Eat a Paraguayan.
Eat a Paraguayan.
Eat a Paraguayan.