Hash Eller Gas

I woke up this morning with frost on my nose
I had to stay cool because my heater was out of gas
I chattered my teeth and got a bit sharp
When I realized I had run out of gas

I checked my pockets, I was good for a hundred
I was missing 85 before I could get a little warmth
In dark times, you have to borrow your way
I went down to the bike club, where I got a block once

Pedalove behind the counter, he's my guy
He lent me a hundred and brought out the inventory
You have to see my Vietnamese pot
In the corner, a bunch of schoolboys were playing cards

Hash or gas, hash or gas
My shed is cold and that's my dilemma
Because I'd rather smoke hash than haul gas home

I sat down with the boys and lit up
When I saw how they played, my mood was lifted
The thing is, when it comes to games, I'm a master
I know all the tricks and quickly got four aces

Way too easy, the boys were cleaned out
They put on their backpacks, I said goodbye
Now I had hash in my pipe and money for gas
But the day was young and I still wasn't buzzed

Hash or gas.....

I went out to Nemoland, the weather was so nice
Three well-fed pushers were playing a pot
Excuse me, can I join in, my arm is a bit sore
Yes, you may, but we're playing for a plow

A couple of hours later, I had gold chains on
Unfortunately, gentlemen, I apologize but I have to go
I have a business to attend to
I need to fill up my gas bottle

Now I had hash in my pockets and money for gas
Gold around my neck and feeling good
Such an upswing should be celebrated with a joint
But there's only half an hour until my gas man closes

Hash or gas, hash or gas
My shed is cold