Feriado

It should be a holiday
The day they made you
God was inspired
The day your parents got it on
A Wikileaks theory
Says the happiest historical day
Was nine months before your birthday

NASA scientists say
That afternoon, near your place
Strange events were recorded
It wasn't Halley's comet passing by
That year there wasn't even a World Cup
They didn't invent anything in Silicon Valley
Nor found a cure for a disease

That afternoon
Doesn't happen again
That afternoon
They made you

It should be a holiday
The day they made you
God was inspired
The day your parents got it on

It should be a holiday
The day they made you
God was inspired
The day your parents got it on

Your mom should have
A street named after her
In every capital city
Your dad should have
A wax figure
Next to Jean Claude Van Damme
If your birthday falls on a Thursday
Everyone takes the whole week off
Print out
The bills with your parents' faces

Remove the presidents
That afternoon
Doesn't happen again
That afternoon
They made you
It should be a holiday
The day they made you
God was inspired

The day your parents got it on
It should be a holiday
The day they made you
God was inspired
The day your parents got it on
Look, Vale, why are you so pretty?
It's because mommy and daddy made me with love