Tlacoyo con Co-K Lait

I love Johny all my life
he's blond, robust, I give him what he asks for
I strive, I give myself a touch-up
I put on my best clothes and see if I catch him
but he is oblivious to this sad claim
I look at him flirtatiously and he ignores me
the strawberry, nosy, gossipy: La Rosa
who comes and tells me, the very nosy one:
"if Johny doesn't want you, it's because you're fat, stupid"

chorus:
I don't know why,
if I don't eat that much,
why did I gain weight?
I don't know why,
if I don't eat junk food,
why did I bloat?
I don't know?

Because without Co-K milk I would die
long live Co-K milk, what a wonder!
because Co-K milk is my salvation
without my Co-K milk I wouldn't slim down

Chicken tlacoyo, marinated pork,
corundas of dough, grain pozole.
Mixiote, kid, blood sausage and machaca
with some strips of Oaxaca cheese,

bring me eleven tacos with all the toppings and sour cream, sprinkle chorizo
and panela cheese, with some very thin strips,
dipped in egg, fried in lard.

Together: beans, rice, guacamole,
tortilla chips, bread roll and a side of mole.
And for dessert, a little milkweed,
with a cone of unrefined sugar, three kilos of walnuts,
Three conchas, ten churros and a chilindrina
with my little coffee and two sweeteners,
add caramel, eggnog and cookie
cream meringue and strawberry compote.

chorus: I don't know why………

Hunger in the world is because of so many diets
bulimia, anorexia… princess tantrum!

The girl from Biafra, has it easy,
so thin…. surely she doesn't eat!
I want to travel to Calcutta someday
lose 15 kilos… become a real slut!
the dark-skinned girl from Uganda, not at all ugly
prefers to be Barbie… greetings to Juanga!
Tell me when you tell me when you
tell me when you're going to slim down

Do you like a donut, smooth or hairy
gansito or granola, hunger is a b*tch
but who would have thought that I would slim down

If as Maradona said:
a donut is nothing
when hunger is a b*tch!! … goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

With this great soda, no excess fat,
Madonna drinks it, Madonnamadonna,
with this great soda, what a surprise,
we eat everything very lightly,
and let 'the f*cking princess' starve

chorus: I don't know why………

I would like to give peace to the world
and fill it with gas