Perfecta Para Un Kabrón

Seems like I'm looking for the impossible woman
Not a blackmailer, not whimsical, not sensitive
I need her 24/7 available
Because in my free time, not scheduled, it's unpredictable

I want one who's hot full-time
And who gets excited, who loses respect in doggy style
I want one of those who fits in wherever she is
Who's not deaf and drives my buddies crazy

She stays with me whenever I feel like it
She's down to hook up and nails the touch of the juana
Without asking for expensive drinks, she prefers beer
She likes to get really high and party hard like the ones from my Tijuana

I'm looking for a lady with flow
Ready for the big party and the bed
Clear about what betrayal is
So I care if there are vultures in the gang

Not the type who has intentions but seeks attention
Wants a fresh start with this jerk
And being flirty is just for fun
So you think she's loosening up, but I'm her mission

Her mission
Perfect for a jerk

Sometimes she agrees to meet up like Villa
She accepts to be my cathedral and doesn't make a fuss about my chapels
I'm looking for someone willing to share me
Instead of creating drama, she goes along with my trips

If there's no hotel, she's down in the truck
To get it on anywhere, but if you're into her breasts
One of those who looks hotter naked
With an angel face and a devilish gaze that seduces

She doesn't mind smoking the good stuff or the cheap one
And she doesn't get upset about my pirate-like nights
I don't have to ask her to chip in
Wherever we go, if the pole is free, she climbs it

She's tasty so no one can figure out what's up, she's laughing
And causing envy for what I'm getting
She knows she's mine when she's in front of me
But nothing from afar to keep my mind safe

I'm looking for a lady with flow
Ready for the big party and the bed
Clear about what betrayal is
So I care if there are vultures in the gang

Not the type who has intentions but seeks attention
Wants a fresh start with this jerk
And being flirty is just for fun
So you think she's loosening up, but I'm her mission

Her mission
Perfect for a jerk