Quiero Ser Baladista (feat. Ricky Martin)

He has spent a lot of money on diapers and bottles
Because in this genre I have more children than the milkman
When they mess with the main one, I pull out the bomber and accelerate
And their level drops without drinking Coca-Cola Zero
I make a hole and enter when I want below the goalkeeper
This gentleman kicking like a forward breaks their back
I am the wolf that stirs up the henhouse, I don't die even with a silver bullet
Always new like the first of January

Mine never expires
I no longer throw punchlines, I shoot with a bazooka
My bars throw more smoke than a hookah lounge
With half a yuca I break their necks
And like Farruko, their wigs fly off
Since my childhood I have lucidity
I don't believe in two, I don't believe in three
I believe in one and zero, see? That's why I'm the ten

I bite them
These pigs can't handle me even fighting with only the left eye
Not even if Drake bets in my favor do I lose
I ate all the appetizers
In this fish tank I no longer see fish
Without interest, like when I talk and eat the feces
They call me Cesar Millán sometimes
Because when Residente speaks, these dogs obey
I am unstoppable, not even if they pray a thousand times every month
I am like Messi scoring against the French
Because since Calle 13
Rap and I live together like siamese

My lyrics are precise when they go fast
I am like a breeze that dismembers them
With the edge of my chalk, like the Swiss knives
Not even if they throw the Ibiza beaches on me
This volcano freezes, I turn them into ashes
Chito Vera giving them a beating
But I swear it tires me out to hit them hard
I know, I'm immature, to have fun I torture them
I disfigure their sunny days so their future is dark

I don't want to diss anymore
I want to walk my dog on the sidewalk
Have group sex until I die
Do crafts to sell in the spring
Water the garden plants with the hose
Advocate for world peace on earth every time there's war
Always in the middle, never to the extreme
Without taking sides on any issue
Because I don't want trouble
To be liked by everyone like a cream cake
I want to be a humanist, I want to stop shooting artists
And heads no longer roll on the track
Pronounce the feces in all interviews
From today I want to be a balladeer

I am the love that loves you by loving you
I want to want to love you by wanting you
And if I'm here and you're there
I want you to come here and leave there
You lack what I have here, I lack what you have there
And if you can't come here, then close your eyes there
Imagine you're here with me

Since I was little I admit that when I get excited and recite
Over the beat to infinity I no longer see letters in my manuscript
Now I only see numbers
I am calculating like a serial killer when I decapitate
I quantify each head of each rapper
I am sick because the more I give, the more excited I get
Even planet Earth asks me screaming
No! Better for a meteorite to fall
They say I'm cursed because without a magic wand
And without a little hat I turn them into little birds
I only recite my writings
And they fly to hell like the cell phones Benito throws
They live less than a mosquito
Their movies don't last because I edit them
They call me Almodóvar, without having a written script
Because I don't live for rap, rap lives in the skin I inhabit

Forgive me for boasting
But you know Residente is dangerous with the pen
Black belt with ink the color of a puma
Like Snoop Dogg, he smokes it
Not even asking for world peace can I save Maluma
I'm among the mist hanging out with Moctezuma
They don't reach me, even if they're accountants they can't add up
I'm throwing so much stench that not even with a foam bath does this track smell
I go hunting with my artillery mounted on the cavalry
Of letters in choreographies with a mastery in poetry with engineering
They see the harpies pass with my wordplay
And Sh, they stay silent like in a bookstore
These trash fall asleep in the goal
Even in the daytime
That's why with much joy
I walk down the street and Goal by Di Maria!
Not even psychology would understand how I have
So much energy in a beat without drums
And so many questions that for sure
I'm as if Socrates and Plato had a child
With the midlife crisis I'm not the same
I feel like I have another person inside my organism

I am the love that loves you by loving you
I want to want to love you by wanting you
And if I'm here and you're there
I want you to come here and leave there
You lack what I have here (here), I lack what you have there (there)
And if you can't come here, then close your eyes there
Imagine you're here with me