ASÍ ES INTERNET (2015)

Every morning I learn a little more
From social media like Twitter or Instagram
And guess what I've seen, what's trending now
Taking selfies with a cup and a vacuum cleaner

And every week, a new trend comes out
Some fool invents it and everyone else tries it
And watch out
If you're the one who doesn't follow it
You better hide so you don't get called out

Do planking on a chair, film a vine while someone screams
Choke on cinnamon, post a Harlem Shake with Mandela
Not to criticize, but there's a lot of posing
And I'm not just talking to talk, but from what I see here
Let's see

I'm not saying you're doing it wrong
Just that you make up the rules to look great
If it's really a photo you wouldn't post, it ain't worth a photo all made up and with no pimples
And if the challenge is to jump into the pool
Dive in and stop posing under the umbrella

On YouTube, the trend is to roast the big names (elrubius copies PewDiePie)
Or draw your life on a sheet with a pencil (when I was little, I fell from a plane...)
Some have sold out, they don't rock like before (I love Oreos)
And they tell you in fifty things about me (number one: I have no friends)

Now the photos have a different vibe
They gotta be with a stick or else: it’s not the same
Gold and white or blue and black, who cares about the dress
Everyone's freaking out over something so simple

To the adventurers, here's a little tip
Jump on trampolines or from the edge
I say this because balconies are for peeking
But if you take a risk, they only serve to kill you

And well, to wrap it up, remember I'm also on Twitter and Instagram
Hope you enjoyed the video and the song because they’re worth it
And to sign off, I’m doing an Ice Bucket Challenge