COVID-AD

In the middle of quarantine
I only find problems
The attitude of those I love
Is making me very sad

I'm thinking about Christmas sweets
Almond cakes and nougat
And on TV I only hear
Things that annoy me

Christmas is the time
Of happiness
Of spending it with your loved ones
And if more can fit

But COVID-19
Doesn't stop bothering
And if you try to celebrate
Brother, they'll fine me

Santa Claus you son of a bitch
You didn't bring me the console
If I ask for something this year
Give it to me right away, my king

Of course, with care
And respecting the measures
Bring your hands washed
And the reindeer with masks

Although they say that
Santa Claus and his two balls
Were invented by the bosses of
Coca-Cola marketing

Therefore, if they don't pay
I don't like to mention it
It's like if I put Morad
Singing the Motorola song

If in your house instead of Santa
The Three Wise Men come
Have PCR tests on hand
And hand sanitizer in the bathroom

The kids are sleeping
The bars are opening
And Baltasar is hungry
To arrive drunk

Talking about gifts
Kids, don't touch the whistle
The crisis stopped being a myth
A long time ago

Be patient and mature
Don't be too picky
In the end, all you need
For Fortnite is a little command

Get an ugly sweater
Get rid of that damn Kidd Keo
Whose songs are copied
And I almost get banned

Now they play Christmas carols
And see snow in the window
Especially if you've moved
To the Andorran Republic

I grab a spot on the couch
And a blanket for this week
So hopefully I can binge-watch Netflix
With your sister's ass

Antena 3 marathon
Every Sunday with the bros
I'm going to watch more ads
Than in my morning stream

By the way, this whole thing
I made it up live
So give me a follow on Insta
I have open DMs

I upload cringy TikToks
But they pay for dinner
On New Year's Eve if at the table
You don't get many chicks

Give me your Twitch Prime