gourmet

Sometimes I cry sitting in my jet
Today I want to sleep by your side in our humble chalet
I've had eye surgery, I have a dentist appointment
And I've even become a flat-earther so I don't see you fall

How good my mermaid looks in a bikini
While I eat a sandwich here on the sand
Panini Repeated Stickers, a dozen
In the bikini bottom there are no problems

It's been almost a year since that summer
You were the excuse for my vacations
I should have given you more time with all that I earn
I realize now everything you put me through

I told you that whenever you go, I come
And now I realize that shit is a lie
I wanted you to spend all the money I have
But my damn fortune can't pay for your time

Sometimes I consider myself a chef
You're so hot that your ass is on the gourmet menu
Because you're the protagonist, the first on the list
I'll become a taxi driver for you even if I don't have the license

Sometimes I cry sitting in my jet
Today I want to sleep by your side in our humble chalet
I've had eye surgery and have a dentist appointment
I've even become a flat-earther so I don't see you fall

Me in my Lambo and you in your Mini, sounds good
I'll let you call me a brat, what a sentence
I'm Donald and you're Minnie, oh what a shame
I look at you like Linguini at his brunette

You leave a better taste in my mouth than Coca-Cola
It's better without the pain of imagining you alone
That the best part of this heat is leaving you naked
Maybe it's better if you don't know how amazing you are

With you, the sun shines all week
I didn't remember what rain in the morning was like
But for some time now, the storm is my torment
And all this wind that forces me to stay in bed torments me

Sometimes I consider myself a chef
You're so hot that your ass is on the gourmet menu
Because you're the protagonist, the first on the list
I'll become a taxi driver for you even if I don't have the license

Sometimes I cry sitting in my jet
Today I want to sleep by your side in our humble chalet
I've had eye surgery and have a dentist appointment
I've even become a flat-earther so I don't see you fall

So you don't fall

But if you fall
Fall here
I'll catch you