Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson
I love you so much
I saw your documentary yesterday
It was nine ten
On a tough day
I turned on the TV and found you
Pamela Anderson
We’re all like you
That’s the clickbait I’ll use
Pamela Anderson
Always in style
I’ll take care of the merch myself

Pam, Pam, Pam, Pamela
They made you feel small
And we didn’t know who you were
Beyond your beauty
Despam-pam-pam-panante
They had to punish you
And throw you into a sea of tigers
Always hungry for your flesh
Oh, no

When starting over
We’ve seen you rise again
Goddess of good and evil
We’ll worship you till the end
I think I started a religion yesterday
Colorful petals fall from the balcony

Pam, Pam, Pam, Pamela
They made you feel small
And we didn’t know who you were
Beyond your beauty
Despam-pam-pam-panante
They had to punish you
And throw you into a sea of tigers
Always hungry for your flesh
Oh, no

I swear, Pamela
That we all want
You to be happy
And to all those
Pamelas in the world
I say yes
I swear, Pamela
That we all want
You to be happy
And to all those
Pamelas in the world
I say yes
I swear, Pamela
That we all want
You to be happy
And to all those
Pamelas in the world
I say yes