Roast Yourself Challenge

Yo! I'm RoEnLaRed, RoEnLaRed of what?
Of RoEnLaRed of Ro on the internet
Yuck! What a shitty name
Surely your man chose it for you

You started on YouTube just for the money
Not even one video, and four thousand subs came
You bitch!

That's fame for you
In exchange for a blowjob
Partner hunter!

You told JP yes out of interest
Because of the cameras present
And the views too

Ha! Everyone watching
And you just said
Are you kidding me?

Loser!
Grow up for once
Your intellectual level didn't go beyond childhood

Talking about Frozen, Olaf
Shut up already!
You're annoying
And you're crazy on top of that

When the views drop
You use your womanly charms
And if that doesn't work
You swallow a pin

Do you think you're funny?
Because you're not
Your comment replies
Show how dumb you are

You make bad jokes
Imitate dances
Kiss up to the big ones
Ha! You're nothing but a partner hunter

You used to be cool
Cute, original
Now you don't care
And you only seek fame!

Talking about tags
Challenges
Going to Los Angeles

To show how little you're worth
By doing a dance

But a real dance
Not like the ones on your channel
Thinking you're funny
You end up dancing terribly

You're so fake it's pathetic
You act cute, but you're rude
Like your long hair
Which are just extensions

You're engaged and only hang out with guys
What's up?
JP doesn't pay you minimum wage?
BOOM

You preach about the importance of studying
And then you drop out of university
Your bottle blonde hair
Shows your level of credibility

You can't speak
And you studied philology
Even Celopan
Surpasses you in harmony

You complain about the partner
And you keep traveling
You quit your job
And all you do is wander

Oh, I upload a video every Friday
Not a damn thing, you can't even upload a single video on time
When your videos have zero content
You shake it to show off your ass

You're nothing but
The girlfriend of
You'll never be anyone
Without JP

You think you're a YouTuber
And you don't even reach Influencer status
You think you're eloquent
And the truth is, they only watch you because
You don't have a dick!