Futebol da Bicharada

At the owl's gathering they made two agreements
The team of the broken finger, and the team of the barefoot
The animals gathered, quickly formed their team
We went to see this game, as it was a spoken game

The animals asked for the game to be broadcast
At the local station, PRJ-Bichado
The commentator was the donkey, a well-prepared little guy
At three in the afternoon the game began

The team of the broken finger had a reputation as champions
Frog played in goal, the waiting defender was the lion
Horse the advancing defender, the left arc was the agouti
Deer in the center-arc, the right arc was the skunk

The line was dangerous, the rat played in midfield
The tiger played in the center, the monkey in the other midfield
The goat played on the left, the cat on the right
And to act as referee, the lizard was invited

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
What a fat bunch of animals, goodness

The tiger kicked off, the rabbit went to tackle
The tiger passed to the goat, but when he went to shoot
They pulled the goat's beard, the goat complained
The referee said he didn't see it, the dog wanted to fight

The goat, wife of the goat, called the referee a thief
The broken finger's fans made a complaint
The capybara and the agouti started insulting the lion
The sloth laughed, seeing the frog in shorts

The lizard, who was the referee, when it was his turn to whistle
Had swallowed the whistle, couldn't stop the game
The fans entered the field, with sticks, knives, and fists
The fight went on, three were killed on the spot

The goat was injured, the lion defender was killed
They tore the snake's skirt, the horse broke his hand
The frog ran away, threw himself into the river
Because during the fight he lost his shorts

The game didn't end, that's why it ended in a tie
Now let's talk about the deer in the center-arc
Nervous he said, between sighs and groans
Oh my God, what a rough game, my God, what stupidity
Never seen such a game, never, never again