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I wouldn't have spent months courting you
If I had other women in mind
You're my reason for being, come home babe
I made some resolutions
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I wouldn't have spent months courting you
If I had other women in mind
You're my reason for being, come home babe
I made some resolutions

I want you to slide on the floor
I want us to exhaust ourselves on the couch
I want you to play a Queen record, I want sunshine
I want to go see between your thighs in silence
I want you to know I'm rock hard, I'm at the top
You'll have to take care of it, it's your problem
Baby, I'm still a romantic
You're the only woman in my life
The others were fake, they were ugly
But you're too beautiful
You followed me home
I put all your suspicions to sleep
In a closet built by my own words
You're my reason for being, I have no more in my head
To the problem, its solution
I have the weed, forget the pressure
After the doobie, don't stress
Darling, you look at me as if, one day, I would hurt you
It prevents me from getting the hard-on we need to screw like turtles

I want you to slide on the floor
I want us to exhaust ourselves on the couch
I want you to play a Queen record, I want sunshine
I want to go see between your thighs in silence
I want to send dynamite on your problems
Reap the fruit of our night, far from sleep
Baby, I'm still a romantic
When I talked to other girls
It was simply to tell them
How beautiful you are

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I swear you're the most beautiful!
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Yeah really, when I kiss you it's like
Some kind of sophisticated dolphin

Body against body, lips against lips
Darling, it's the only way that works to stick
I already loved you in high school
Love at work, it sucks
But you weren't a colleague
And if it's not you, well it's not you
And it's not another, I promise
For you, I'd give up the throne, maybe the cro-mi
But first you have to tell me: I love you
It has to come out of your mouth
Like in a crappy movie
The girls before were bitches
It happens to make mistakes but I'll be faithful
We agree on this carousel
I give you the love you deserve even if you only give me a tenth back
I noted everything in a notebook

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