Pizzería (Parodia de LALISA - Lisa)

Hey mom
Who do you want to talk to?
Mhmh, yeah
50 to go
What else, yeah
The Pepsi and a diet
Okay, coming right up
Nice to meet you, see you back

La lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)
La lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)

I'll open a restaurant
They sell pizzas, okay I'll do it
Burn burn burn
But not to burn them because then they won't sell
Sip sip, what can I offer?
How would I know, the menu flew away
The alarm will sound, oh pizzas! What's that smell?
A tantrum or crap? It's messed up

Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown

What's up, the cops arrived, they came for an order
A little bird said, 'it's really good here'
And I said 'seriously?'
No way /laugh, seriously
We're here but seriously
I already rapped the menu seriously

Here we have pepperoni, Mexican, Hawaiian
The Argentine, shredded beef, lamb, mushrooms
The cheese one, sweet corn
I don't have salami anymore
Mozzarella and tasty cheese
And let's not forget the egg one
Wtf
The best restaurant, what the hell was it called here?

Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown

You know what? If you want more
Then pay 50 and get 20
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and a
Girl, yeah
Will you be confused how to say it?
Is it pisa, pixa, or pitse?
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and a

Hey casually delivering pizza all over the world, my love
I became famous and Ariana is damn envious of me
I sell you the bag in a 3x3
The saleswoman is the one, I'm the one, the queen

(Roulette)
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promoting what?
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promoting a set
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa will give you is to eat
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa

Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown