Fado Das Barracas

Oh folks, I have the car in the parking lot
I have the trunk full of frozen goods, squids
I will tell you a story,
it's to laugh and cry
an adventure I had
I was resting, settled in the barracks
when I lost control
It was in August,
I worked with pleasure
when everything happened,
I met a girl
she seemed classy
and she convinced me
I quit my job,
sent everything to hell
wanted to have fun
I held her hand
and already full of tension
but I had to go take a dump
but after doing my business
I joined her
it was now or never
we went to the sea
I felt the urge to poop,
what a life for couples
I was already anxious
like a jealous dog
just needed one, two, three
the urge was madness
but it didn't last long
I had to go poop again
then we went back to the barracks,
my knees were like rattles
I didn't even leave for the wedding
and the fight began
my stomach turned
I pooped all over the tent
she was very upset,
she slapped me
and ran away
find another partner
your problem is diarrhea
you'll have to hold on until you die
the moral of this fado
of this unlucky man
and you are already warned:
(break)
before you go there
put a cork in your ass
and you'll be more at ease, oh
before you go there
put a cork in your ass
and you'll be more at ease