Mamá de Cachetes

(Uh, uh, uh, uh)
(For guys like you)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh)

You were a blessing to me
And I didn't even turn out that handsome
A disappointment in bed
But the neighbor helped you
While you played soccer

Sorry, baby, it's been a while
I've been looking for another candidate
Maintaining the house is not cheap anymore
And your salary doesn't even cover the electricity bill
I hate the bus
I told you to save something
And now we don't even have shampoo
Ahhh, oh, sorry
Ahhh

Don't argue or complicate things
I made ceviche and invited Quique
Don't fight, you'll end up in jail
He knows Kung Fu and will break your nose
You're so nervous, you're trembling
Bring him his medication
It's my cousin, take it easy
Don't get worked up

I can't stand my mother-in-law for a second
Don't call her back
So she can defend you
How many more years does she have to give you the deed?
If she really loves you so much, let her pay the bills?

She used to be good-looking a while ago
Now I'm just serving a sentence

Don't interrupt my song!
And your salary doesn't even cover the electricity bill
I hate the bus
I told you to save something
And now we don't even have shampoo
The neighbor paid the electricity bill
And brought us shampoo

I can't stand hearing myself anymore
With this damn autotune

Take it, take it, cheeks, take it
I'm going to check the rice, damn