Fulano

Hey dude
Don't act like a fool, king
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist
Hey dude
Don't act like a fool, king
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist

Alright
This is the story of a buddy
Called Dude
His name's Dude
A hardworking, super friendly and polite dude
He's always well-groomed, perfumed, and coordinated
With his handlebar mustache and everything else well-shaved
Dude has a girlfriend and they're almost at three years
Dude already adores her and wouldn't want to hurt her
Although lately she notices he's acting somewhat strange
When the phone rings, Dude rushes to the bathroom
Dude left his laptop open with Facebook
And the girl took a peek, impulse of confusion
She caught a little message saying: Daddy, we need to meet
She starts to suspect that Dude is cheating on her
What were you doing last Friday when I called?
I was in a meeting, that's why I didn't answer
And Saturday? Don't be shameless, I know you're lying
My love, I told you I was with some clients

Hey dude
Don't act like a fool, king
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist
Hey dude
Don't act like a fool, king
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist

Dang, think dude, she almost caught me
I'll be more cautious, she's already suspicious
Since then Dude is more careful
He's prepared
He's a qualified cheater
He's got skills, he's a tremendous scoundrel
His friends supported Dude the spider-man
Getting tangled up with a thousand chicks, his favorite sport
Making up a thousand stories always on the edge, Little Dude
He saves key locations on his phone
To send them to his girl if she were to question
He tells her he's with so-and-so, a great friend
When in reality he's with another, getting cozy
What can I say?
Dude has perfected the technique
Even his wife starts to believe she's the hysterical one
Applause for that power to convince she's the only one
He dresses up like a saint to hide them under the robe

Hey dude
Don't act like a fool, king
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist
Hey dude
Don't act like a fool, king
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist

You're gonna get twisted, you're gonna get twisted
Watch what you're doing
Or your old lady will twist