Me Puse Pedo

Today we drink and tomorrow too
Even if it's just a beer, it always goes down well
Minerals and cokes with ice on the rocks
Gin and tonic and vodka to drink well

Today we drink and tomorrow too
Even if it's just a beer, it always goes down well
Minerals and cokes with ice on the rocks
Gin and tonic and vodka to live well

I got fired from work and I got drunk
I got a new job and I got drunk
I got a raise and I got drunk
They took away the raise and I got drunk

They gave me a kitten and I got drunk
The poor kitten died and I got drunk
My nephew was born and I got drunk
My grandpa got sick and let out a fart

My birthday fell on Monday and I got drunk
I had a party on Friday and I got drunk
On Saturday I wanted to cure it and I got drunk
And on Sunday I went for aguachiles and got drunk

I won the lottery and I got drunk
I spent all the money getting drunk
My girlfriend left me and I got drunk
I met a new girlfriend and she got mad at me

(Let's get super drunk)

Today we drink and tomorrow too
Even if it's just a beer, it always goes down well
Minerals and cokes with ice on the rocks
Gin and tonic and vodka to drink well

Today we drink and tomorrow too
Even if it's just a beer, it always goes down well
Minerals and cokes with ice on the rocks
Gin and tonic and vodka to live well

I passed an exam and I got drunk
I failed an exam and I got drunk
I finally finished the course and I got drunk
I went on vacation and got super drunk

I recorded four songs and I got drunk
No more songs came out because I got really drunk
My buddy got married and toned down his partying
My buddy got divorced and we all got drunk

I was bored and I got drunk
I was stressed and I got drunk
Spring came and, hey, I got drunk
I liked the waitress and let out a fart

I was very cold and I got drunk
The warmth was nice and I got drunk
I got good news and I got drunk
I wanted to forget my sorrows and I got drunk

Today we drink and tomorrow too
Even if it's just a beer, it always goes down well
Minerals and cokes with ice on the rocks
Gin and tonic and vodka to drink well

Today we drink and tomorrow too
Even if it's just a beer, it always goes down well
Minerals and cokes with ice on the rocks
Gin and tonic and vodka to live well

Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking

Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking

Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking
Just hard drinking, just hard drinking