Polo Acartonada

MC Sailorfag
Back with something new
Here, all the straight guys are about to shut up

You call me gay
You call me a faggot
But you used to ask me for a favor you'd never forget

You like women
I’m not lying about that
But you look pretty dumb
When you disrespect them like that

Twisted
Is a way too harsh word
But I’m not bothered
By being a guy with some flair

Believing in the friendzone
That’s just plain corny
If a girl doesn’t want you
You’re never going to see her goodies

Aggressive comments
Those are just appetizers to me
Better to be a gay who fights back
Than a tasteless macho man

Objectifying lesbians
That gets you excited?
Go and spray your armpits
With that chocolate Axe, bro

You want to be satisfied
But don’t care for the girl
Five minutes are enough for you
When it’s time to hook up

Legalizing relationships with fifteen-year-olds
That’s a wrong idea
Go and clean yourself up
With your stiff polo shirt

If you bother a girl
And blame it on alcohol
Better get out of here
And go watch some football

The way you act on the streets
Your compliments are harassment
Better keep quiet
You annoying idiot

You always talk
Trying to show off
Maybe it’s because you don’t know where the clitoris is at
You think you're all tough
The boss of the world
But the thought of someone touching your prostate
Is your biggest fear

Your masculinity
So fragile like glass
You don’t like my attitude
Well, sorry big man

What’s going on here?
Is the woman the weaker sex?
We’re the weak ones
Men complaining everywhere

To talk about girls
You gather a whole assembly
Then with your friends
You watch Fight Club

You want someone to suck you off
Like a lollipop?
Dude, if you don’t even know
How to iron your shirt!

Nicki Minaj’s lyrics
Don’t even compare to mine
With my rhymes
I just took your wig off