El Santa

It was December when Santa Claus showed up
He came down the chimney and left me a big gift
It was a nice little present that I really enjoy

Rudolph the reindeer was shining bright
His nose was all red from the snow and weed
He was pretty messed up and crashed into a Marquis

From the North Pole, he’s more northern than here
Christmas spirit always makes us happy
I hang out with my family, snow and booze, I’m happy

I know who’s been good and who’s been really bad
They call me Santa, I’m not from here or there
I love to travel the world during this beautiful Christmas

I like all the good stuff, jewels made of fine metal
I always have my girl ready to roll
She’s always down with me
A little metal horn

My elves keep working, they don’t stop the production
The toys for the kids, they love the fun
To make them happy, here are their toys

I’m off now, I’m saying goodbye, they’re taking me to ADX
Where El Chapo and Santa’s partners are
I’ll be back next year, I’m Santa for you