Maricón

I'm queer and I love the church
But they won't let me in because I cause a scene
I always wear a crop top and miniskirt, I'm very fresh
And it seems that bothers the nuns

I'm queer and I love Jesus Christ
But the damn bishop doesn't care much
He kicked me out of the church for making a fuss
I was just shouting to Jesus that I'll fuck him

I'm queer, but I'm also a Christian
They don't accept me because I have anal sex
I didn't know anal sex was a sin
Surely the Virgin Mary had already practiced it

I'm queer, queer, queer, queer
Queer, queer, queer
I'm queer

I'm queer and I go by the name Samantha
But don't think I cover myself with a blanket
I simply wrap myself in my Christian faith
Because that's why I'm so virgin and so holy

I'm queer and the church attacks me
Because I finger myself where I poop
And even if I pray every day of the calendar
They will always think I suck in the bathrooms

I'm queer and I know I'm very promiscuous
But that doesn't give them the right to be hostile
Besides STDs, I cultivate my Christian faith
If I get herpes, it's the Virgin who heals me

I'm queer, queer, queer, queer
Queer, queer, queer
I'm queer