Twist Del Monoliso

You know, you know what he did
The famous Monoliso
By the edge of a ditch
He caught a live orange
What guts, what bravery
Even though he forgot the knife
In the quince jelly
He caught it with a fork

The orange strolls
From the living room to the dining room
Don’t throw knives at me
Throw me a fork instead

At dinner time
The orange felt embarrassed
The Monoliso was so nice
That for dessert he didn’t want her
The brave hunter
Ordered his crew
To keep her alive
In the fridge

The orange strolls
From the living room to the dining room
Don’t throw knives at me
Throw me a fork instead
The orange,
Monoliso dragged her
Across the floor
Other times on visits
He took her to her little cage
But one day a thief came in
And you can imagine what he did
The brave Monoliso said:
Oh what a mess...
The orange strolls
From the living room to the dining room
Don’t throw knives at me
Throw me a fork instead

To the court of the foolish king
He went to complain about a mistake
The lying king promises
That if he has a big hat
Because without frenzy
Suddenly the monkey says
There’s the orange I lost
Up there on that throne

And the queen without permission
The brave Monoliso
Hid in a soup pot
The strolling orange
Monoliso saved her
The orange was wild
And this story is over...