A Toda Mecha

I have a crazy pair of pants.
I have a pair of boots that bounce on their own.
And a faded computer.
That gets on the internet when it feels like it.

I have four flirts in sight.
And a bunch of girls who ignore me.
I'm the punished one on the list.
Surfing but without waves.

Full throttle, full throttle.
I'm going full throttle,
Full throttle, full, full throttle.
Don't act all prudish.

Full throttle, full, full throttle.
If you don't stop me, I'll crash.
I almost run you over because I'm into you.
Yes, yes, yes.

I have an almost vagabond phone.
And a picture of you with a flat rate.
I think of you every second.
I think of you because I feel like it.