Metrosexual

```It's been a while since I've been suspicious
My dad says no to pleasures
To cards, soccer, and bacon sandwiches
With his racket and his rice drinks

I'm going to the club
To see if I do Shiatsu
He hates action movies
Going to the opera is not a drag anymore
And now he hides his bald spot with hats
And a duck mousse is his best side dish...
I'm going to the club
To see if I do Shiatsu.

Something's wrong, something's wrong
Because my dad has become metrosexual
Metrosexual, metrosexual
Because my dad has become metrosexual
He skips the tripe at Susi's bar
And eats sushi at an oriental joint
Talking about the big bang, Atapuerca, and the twist...
Instead of a nap, he watches documentaries...

I'm going to the club
To see if I do Shiatsu
Let him 'come out'
If he shaves his back
He'll look more handsome
Soy, creams, tea, and cucumber
Make him look divineeee
Something's wrong, something's wrong
Because my dad has become metrosexual
Metrosexual, metrosexual
Because my dad has become metrosexual```