Die Nacht Von Freitag Auf Montag

[SDP]
Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?
Was I awake for three, three days?
Or just in a coma?
And I think to myself, such crap
I'm butt naked and broke
Tell me: Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?

I wake up, it feels like my head is exploding
My buddies had fun, I'm completely decorated
And I look in the mirror, what actually happened?
Because I have a tramp stamp tattooed above my ass
Drunk driving is okay if you buckle up
I thought, but now I think I need a damn good lawyer
My nose is broken, man, how painful that is
Well, the bouncer was apparently stronger than me
And the chick next to me looks like Thomas Gottschalk
How did I get her drunk, man, I'm gonna puke soon
Man, I'm never drinking again, at least for a while
Well, okay, at least until next Friday

Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?
Was I awake for three, three days?
Or just in a coma?
And I think to myself, such crap
I'm butt naked and broke
Tell me: Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?

[Sido]
I open one eye, the other won't open
Everything's spinning and I think my bed is moving too
First, I try to get up, but that doesn't work, Ow!
Hey man, what the hell? There's a catheter tube sticking out of my penis
Damn, where am I? And why am I stinking drunk?
Why am I wearing this stupid dress with the back open?
Why does my head feel like it's banging against a block?
I go to the mirror, oh my god, I have a 'B' on my neck
This drinking is not good for my liver, obviously
But now I have a big scar where my liver used to be
Doesn't matter, they can have the liver, then I have to carry less
Doesn't bother me, it's quite okay, but can someone please tell me

[SDP]
Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?
Was I awake for three, three days?
Or just in a coma?
And I think to myself, such crap
I'm butt naked and broke
Tell me: Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?

Sorry, I've never been so messed up at a party
I couldn't know, man, I thought they were Smarties
I show no mercy when partying, I drink Jägermeister warm
The last thing I remember is being dragged outside
I check Facebook, what the hell happened?
Shit! I was tagged in 130 photos
And one of those photos shows me crawling on Ku'damm
One shows me naked at Potsdamer Platz
I find it scary with me driving a subway
Shit man! I'll never get a job in this city again
I would say I won't do drugs anymore
If that wasn't a lie

Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?
Was I awake for three, three days?
Or just in a coma?
And I think to myself, such crap
I'm butt naked and broke
Tell me: Where was I in the night
From Friday to Monday?