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Shit, there's a body in my basement
I didn't do it, but I can't prove it
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

There's a dead guy on my couch
I didn't do it, and it's not my grandpa
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

I went to the hardware store, 'cause I wanna ask
If they have a big box, something like a coffin
Or if it’s enough just to chop him up
With the shredder in the yard or the chainsaw
And then I’ll invite my friends over for a barbecue
There’s meat for everyone, come on, dig in
Or I’ll build a sunroom and pour him in concrete
Or build a rocket and shoot him to the moon
Hey, I’ll stick him in the freezer
'Cause no one can see him there (oh)
And I’ll take him out in winter
And make a snowman out of him (oh)
Shit, there's a body in my basement
I didn't do it, but I can't prove it
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

There's a dead guy on my couch
I didn't do it, and it's not my grandpa
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

Waking up with a pounding headache, my whole bed is wet
I don’t remember anything, I think I totally missed last night
I say, please let the day not get worse
But on my way to the bathroom, there’s a body in the room
What the hell is this?
What’s this jerk thinking?
Lying around like I killed him, but I didn’t
Come on, does he really have to stain the floor red with his blood?
How could he just die? I gotta get rid of him
So, back to sender, with a note there’s a body included
Or cut yourself a slice of him, in my butcher shop
I’ll throw him under the bridge with the bums, they won’t mind
Or I’ll put him next to those statues at Body Worlds
I don’t think Copperfield or Uri Geller can help here
No, I’ll just stash him with the others in my basement
People come, bodies go, that’s how life is
And then back to the bar, like nothing ever happened
Shit, there's a body in my basement
I didn't do it, but I can't prove it
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

There's a dead guy on my couch
I didn't do it, and it's not my grandpa
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

I know I didn’t do it, but no one will believe me
So I’m making a plan
I’ll send him to Afghanistan, off to Iraq
No one will notice, masses die every day
I’ll send him to Congress, with the package delivery guy
'Cause every politician has bodies in their basement
I’ll wait for the next shooting spree and stash him in the auditorium
No one will notice between Max and Laura
And then I googled it, organs bring in cash
I’ll sell the parts
From each part, I’ll make a dollar bill
Shit, there's a body in my basement
I didn't do it, but I can't prove it
Shit! There's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

There's a dead guy on my couch
I didn't do it, and it's not my grandpa
Shit! There's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

But the solution is much closer than you think
I’ll just wait until my neighbor falls asleep
Then I’ll sneak into his house
And just lay the body on his couch
Shit, there's a body in my basement
I didn't do it, but I can't prove it
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?

There's a dead guy on my couch
I didn't do it, and it's not my grandpa
Shit, there's blood everywhere, but I didn't do it
How do I get rid of it, does anyone have a plan?