Twinkle Town

My fragile dream
Is that someday I'll never watch movies again
And if it's a series
Better give up
If I watch one more movie, I'll go insane
If it's a musical, I'll do the opposite of living
Don't you forget

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The twink aged badly
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Got a facelift
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His physique is natural
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He didn't do the vocals
That didn't go well for the Japanese Federal
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Sunscreen doesn't hurt
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Lip filler

The best thing about Sharpay
Is that her brother is very gay
I was blinded by her looks
The Broadway bitch
Sharpay is very hysterical
She's a generic villain
Stratospheric self-esteem
No peripheral vision
And Zac Efron looks like Kéfera

This is better than Tarantino
Ryan thinks he's Latino
With a face like Ovomaltine
And clothes like a pimp
Someone get Gabriella
Away from that window
She's not the damsel
For the bowl-headed guy

Every day asking for HSM
How am I going to live without this meme?
It's like Zeke without the crème
But, who owes nothing, fears nothing
I don't advocate anymore
For hitting a Biology teacher
And the reason is because nowadays
Even anti-vaxxers praise me

Quit music and go drive for Uber
As a musician, I'm a great YouTuber
Your aim is worse than a Stormtrooper
And your uniform looks like from Hooters

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Sharpay sings well
But who's going to watch a musical
Where brother and sister are a couple?
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Artificial tanning
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He did the Iron Claw
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Chad is a jerk
He asks for something illegal
Social segregation
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So terminally ill
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So much bald-faced, right?

Oh, oh, oh, how fabulous
Mucho gusto, it's a prose
Sharpay is scheming
And Monique is malicious
Your friendship is very fake
It's all a huge pain in the ass
I even peed my pants
Because suddenly there's a salsa

Your class is two minutes
I got so mad I became a musician
But I don't think it's fair
For Sharpay to be a substitute

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What is this musical about?
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Looks like the tip of my