Dopilsya

I once went out for some barbecue, invited my girl to join me.
We cracked open a box of booze, like a bull, finally popped the bubbly.
At first, everything was chill, we were all stripped down to our underwear.
Girl, here, hold this drink, then we’ll sing some songs, just us two.
Nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na, nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na.

I poured, set up the bubbly, wanted to hug my girl tight,
But instead, I got a vampire hug, a wild howl echoed in the night.
One vampire grabbed the shish kebab, blood dripping from its fangs,
And just like that, I finished the bubbly. Shit hit the fan, it’s a mess.

Once this drunk fest started, set up the damn glasses, man.
Set up the damn glasses, we’re drinking blood for Satan’s plan.
I ran down the road through the woods, slowly met a zombie on the way.
One stoned dude stumbled, I smashed him right in the face.
Woke up in the morning sober, cop read me my rights:
"You were caught in one sock, holding a stick made of aspen wood."

Caught in what your mama gave you, I’d give you a break, you idiot.
Grabbed passersby, cursed out loud, ranting about our messed-up state.
Kicked the junkies with my feet, found some hash in their pockets,
And that shit, damn, screaming 'vampires', that’s what the cops heard by the toilet.
In short, don’t mess with us, bro, you’ll get fifteen years for sure.
But honestly, you’re a bit off, not right in the head!

If you can’t handle your drink, you might just lose your soul.
To avoid catching the 'white lady', learn to drink, bro!
If you don’t sober up, you’ll be in deep shit.
Once this drunk fest started, slice the last cucumber!