Benvindo Sr. Presidente

If I had known that you were coming
and for sure I wouldn't have
caught me in the kitchen
scrambled eggs with sausages
packaged french fries
and what was left of a happy meal
three ketchup packets

If I had known in the screening
I had been the chosen one
a typical case from the middle
I would have asked the service
besides having dismissed me
to allocate any funds
for me to take care of the guest

It's not a house to show
it's not a house to show
to such a distinguished visitor

But
Welcome Mr. President
of the Consensus Capicua
sit sit
Come! Here on the couch
the house is yours!
a coffee? No more beer
the house is yours!
I'll get the broom and the dustpan
the house is yours!
and a bench for these gentlemen
What are their names?
Ah! Advisors...

If I had known about your schedule
I would have at least
picked up the sofa bed
it was there that I snored heavily
dreamed of ex-husband's revenge
and didn't even notice that the mother and the kid
had fled in the morning
but that doesn't matter now
but that doesn't matter now
photos, poses, piece by piece

Welcome Mr. President
of the Consensus Capicua
sit sit
Come! Here on the couch
the house is yours!
a coffee? No more beer
the house is yours!
I'll get the broom and the dustpan
the house is yours!
and a bench for these gentlemen
What are their names?
Advisors...

If I had known about this visit
I wouldn't be here now
complaining about the misfortune
of a future parasite
I who wanted a beautiful life
your schedule is tight
and your life is a rush
can I be alone now
or do you still want me to smile?
the truth is that you deserve it
the truth is that you deserve it
forget what happens to me

Welcome Mr. President...