Comandante Cobra

He carries a cobra on his chest
His calculating gaze
The government couldn't stand him
So they made him a commander
He was an intelligent man
And he didn't know how to back down

Before entering the government
He was in the business
He controlled 30 people
But none were his partners
His contacts were Chinese
Because he worked with opium

Listen, Commander Cobra
My respects, sir
To run Interpol
You need brains
In addition to great courage
And very big balls

He was a highly sought-after man
He never rushed
He took great care of his life
And his accounts in Switzerland
But if he had a friend
He would give his shirt for him

Some say he died
Others say the CIA killed him
Others say he's in Chicago
Getting a new surgery today
But where the man was
Not even his mother knew

Listen, Commander Cobra
My respects, sir
To run Interpol
You need brains
In addition to great courage
And very big balls